UPDATE: Home and unpacking and clearing out drawer and closet space.
One thing about married sex is that there is a LOT of it. Jeeze.
The whole story this evening. Posted early Friday morning.
And her name is Chantelle.
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Still in NYC. I'll be back on Wednesday night.
I got married over the weekend.
For real, my friends.
And, she's WHITE.
Monday, October 6, 2008
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I didn't know you meant you were going to the New York Hotel in Las Vegas. Good Job.
congrats (?)
huh?
green card?
B
Isn't that one of the signs of impending apocalypse?
Seriously, though, congrats.
That was a shocker, I always heard those prison pen-pal programs were a great way to meet people. When does she get out?
Sign me skeptical.....
But I'll be back to see how it all plays out.
heh
I smell a swerve.
Congrats Hi-8. Video diary please.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Congrats and welcome to HELL~! ;-)
...the hell?
Well...congratulations. I do love a wedding.
Liar
Didn't see THAT coming.
Chris,
Congratulations!
I am proud of you, sir.
Question:
Does your good lady know of your Hyatte alter ego?
You know, the one who put out a contract on Tony Schiavone's daughter?
If your lady is comfortable with that, then I am MIGHTILY impressed!
You had the incredible good luck to marry somebody who can go toe-to-toe and volt-for-volt with you in the "Coolness" arena.
The two of you just might unmake the universe.
Unca Ed
Grats Hyatte!
My gawd, that Tammy faker chick/dude finally got to him. Wow.
Holy...
B.S no you didn't. And how do you visit the NYC and not drop me a line????
Stormy!
You got married last weekend? In NYC? Without a formal announcement?
(coughsterncough)
MY GOD!!!!!! YOU RIP OFF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, bro.
- Greg H
hmmm....
not sure if I'm biting this hook...
yeah, right.
Congrats!!!
Gay Marrige isn't legal in NY. HA!
I always knew Hyatte was just Howard Stern behind the keyboard. Fuckin A
what the fuck hyatte??
--alli
I don't remember reading anything about Trish getting a divorce...
Being married to Hyatte would be weird. If his patterns here are any indication, he'll kiss her goodbye on the way to work and she won't hear from him for 2 weeks.
But congratulations!
I'd say I give it 6 months, but I really give it 3!
You do know that it's not really Tammy Sytch you married, right?
The other thing about married sex is that there is a lot in the beginning and next to none down the road. Enjoy it while you're getting it, Internet Hooligan. Congratulations and good luck.
isn't that a mushroom variety?
One thing I know, is that there was never ever a white girl named Chantelle. Unless that's her..ahem...stage name.
You mean honeymoon sex. There's no such thing as married sex Hi-8. And say adiós to blowjobs as well. Savor them,my friend..savor them while you can!
Abe
And while we're throwing blowjobs out the windows, bid a fond farewell to all of your favorite positions. If the position doesn't include eye contact, it's out the window. You're making love now, sir.
Good luck!
And it's time you learned the most important thing about being a husband...
"Yes dear."
It's all you can do now. The good news is that you always have the last word.
"Yes dear."
(Married 19 years, and wouldn't change a thing. Still, ya gotta remember... "Yes, dear." It is the one thing you can depend on as a husband.)
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