Monday, October 6, 2008

Hold onto something

UPDATE: Home and unpacking and clearing out drawer and closet space.

One thing about married sex is that there is a LOT of it. Jeeze.

The whole story this evening. Posted early Friday morning.

And her name is Chantelle.

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Still in NYC. I'll be back on Wednesday night.

I got married over the weekend.

For real, my friends.

And, she's WHITE.

33 comments:

Matt said...

I didn't know you meant you were going to the New York Hotel in Las Vegas. Good Job.

jonathan said...

congrats (?)

Anonymous said...

huh?

green card?


B

Porn Valley said...

Isn't that one of the signs of impending apocalypse?

Seriously, though, congrats.

Anonymous said...

That was a shocker, I always heard those prison pen-pal programs were a great way to meet people. When does she get out?

ricts said...

Sign me skeptical.....

But I'll be back to see how it all plays out.

heh

Anonymous said...

I smell a swerve.

Anonymous said...

Congrats Hi-8. Video diary please.

Drewskii said...

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Congrats and welcome to HELL~! ;-)

Tony Majestic said...

...the hell?

Well...congratulations. I do love a wedding.

stewie said...

Liar

Anonymous said...

Didn't see THAT coming.

Unca Ed said...

Chris,

Congratulations!
I am proud of you, sir.
Question:
Does your good lady know of your Hyatte alter ego?
You know, the one who put out a contract on Tony Schiavone's daughter?
If your lady is comfortable with that, then I am MIGHTILY impressed!
You had the incredible good luck to marry somebody who can go toe-to-toe and volt-for-volt with you in the "Coolness" arena.
The two of you just might unmake the universe.

Unca Ed

Folman said...

Grats Hyatte!

Anonymous said...

My gawd, that Tammy faker chick/dude finally got to him. Wow.

Eric said...

Holy...

Anonymous said...

B.S no you didn't. And how do you visit the NYC and not drop me a line????

Stormy!

Anonymous said...

You got married last weekend? In NYC? Without a formal announcement?

(coughsterncough)

MY GOD!!!!!! YOU RIP OFF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, bro.

- Greg H

fbintx said...

hmmm....
not sure if I'm biting this hook...

tully said...

yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

Congrats!!!

Anonymous said...

Gay Marrige isn't legal in NY. HA!

Anonymous said...

I always knew Hyatte was just Howard Stern behind the keyboard. Fuckin A

Anonymous said...

what the fuck hyatte??

--alli

Anonymous said...

I don't remember reading anything about Trish getting a divorce...

Mitch said...

Being married to Hyatte would be weird. If his patterns here are any indication, he'll kiss her goodbye on the way to work and she won't hear from him for 2 weeks.

But congratulations!

I'd say I give it 6 months, but I really give it 3!

Anonymous said...

You do know that it's not really Tammy Sytch you married, right?

Anonymous said...

The other thing about married sex is that there is a lot in the beginning and next to none down the road. Enjoy it while you're getting it, Internet Hooligan. Congratulations and good luck.

fbintx said...

isn't that a mushroom variety?

Greg Kite said...

One thing I know, is that there was never ever a white girl named Chantelle. Unless that's her..ahem...stage name.

Anonymous said...

You mean honeymoon sex. There's no such thing as married sex Hi-8. And say adiós to blowjobs as well. Savor them,my friend..savor them while you can!

Abe

Anonymous said...

And while we're throwing blowjobs out the windows, bid a fond farewell to all of your favorite positions. If the position doesn't include eye contact, it's out the window. You're making love now, sir.

Good luck!

Bruce said...

And it's time you learned the most important thing about being a husband...

"Yes dear."

It's all you can do now. The good news is that you always have the last word.

"Yes dear."

(Married 19 years, and wouldn't change a thing. Still, ya gotta remember... "Yes, dear." It is the one thing you can depend on as a husband.)