Magic Hat puts out a good line of beer. I'm currently well beered up.
Also got fairly laid tonight too. SCORE.
Ugh, such a dork.
I scowled at NO ONE tonight- Hyatte likes to chill oot and not worry about who's goosing his ducks.
Tha fuck amI talking about?
"No one, No one, NO OOOOOOOOONEEEEE cangetintheway I feel for youuuuuu"
Alicia brings the HEAT! Put her soul in that song.
And somewhere along the line, Fergie started looking like her momma was raped by a big cat.
Bad marriages make cute girls look like crackheads. This is my observation of the week. Breaks my heart... for so many reasons
February 8, 2008 9:49 AM Anonymous said... ALERT FOR PWTORCH READERS COMING FEB. 11, 2008 - 9 A.M. ET. A NEW DAILY DESTINATION FOR ALL PRO WRESTLING FANS ON THE NET
Turns out, Wade Keller bought www.prowrestling.net a while ago, and decided to launch it with Jason Powell running things and getting back in the game of pro wrestling online.
So, the fuss is about ANOTHER site that gets its news a week after Meltzer reports... well NEEDED, MOTHERFUKKA.
You know it's been a year and four days since my last Midnight News? And they said my EGO wouldn't let this last so long.
I still think Jason Powell likes to get himself fisted in the stalls of some of Minneapolis/St. Paul's finer bus terminals.
A good way to avoid me is to make Friday nights your designated chill night. Plenty of MySpace peeps can line up and thank me for not being around.
Outplayed, yes. But until YOU can play on an NFL team and go 18-1, you can FUCK YOURSELVES!!
They had the mother and blew it with TWO MINUTES TO GO IN THE ENTIRE SEASON!!
Shit like this NEVER happens in soccer, or hockey... which is why American sports rule.
But we here in New England... yeah, we still have those Red Sox... yup, and the Celtics... HELLO!! And a mightily pissed off Bill Belichek. And a FURIOUS Tom Brady.
And Derek Jeter hasn't won a world series since 2000 (but lost PLENTY since... heh... hahahaha). Highest bankroll ever.
God bless Redtube. Man o'live, we are doomed.
I still like Hillary.
More later. One great thing about beer is that it keeps the tubes fresh. The piss flows STEADY!! As does the semen.
